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Friday, May 29, 2009
Camel Cute
Not from New Orleans, here they are at the end of year picnic at pre-school. I wish I could impress on you all how nasty a camel smells.
Cafe du Monde Cute
We were in New Orleans last weekend for Jason Lee's wedding. Let's just say that some people enjoyed dressing up, riding in a carriage, eating donuts for breakfast, and swimming in the hotel pool. Here's a few shots of the girls first beignets:
Crash and burn
So speaking of 80's movies, Top Gun was on the other day. And I reached one inescapable conclusion while viewing it: Top Gun is the gayest movie of all time. Not "gayest" as is shitty, but "gayest" as in I'm expecting a gay porno to bust out at any minute.
We all know the volleyball scene was just an excuse to get Cruise and Kilmer shirtless, and for a long time I thought this was just for the ladies. Then I think I realized that it had this really homo-erotic jive going with the slow-motion hugs and sweaty pectorals. But the whole movie now watches like it's a big inside joke.
Kelly McGillis? One of the all-time worst action movie girlfriends in one of the least-believable on-screen couples ever. But Maverick and Iceman? That, my friends, is some sexual tension. Why do you think Iceman is always sniffing when Mav is around? Pheremones, baby. He's horny. Watch some time and see how closely all the men stand to each other in every scene. They're essentially doing the samba.
I think some day we'll look back at the progress in gay rights and point to two important cultural touchstones that turned public opinion in its favor. One, Top Gun will be seen as making people comfortable with male lust. Two, Bert and Ernie will be seen as making people comfortable with two dudes getting married. Trust me on this. It's no different than Scooby-doo getting people to accept marijuana usage as no big deal.
We all know the volleyball scene was just an excuse to get Cruise and Kilmer shirtless, and for a long time I thought this was just for the ladies. Then I think I realized that it had this really homo-erotic jive going with the slow-motion hugs and sweaty pectorals. But the whole movie now watches like it's a big inside joke.
Kelly McGillis? One of the all-time worst action movie girlfriends in one of the least-believable on-screen couples ever. But Maverick and Iceman? That, my friends, is some sexual tension. Why do you think Iceman is always sniffing when Mav is around? Pheremones, baby. He's horny. Watch some time and see how closely all the men stand to each other in every scene. They're essentially doing the samba.
I think some day we'll look back at the progress in gay rights and point to two important cultural touchstones that turned public opinion in its favor. One, Top Gun will be seen as making people comfortable with male lust. Two, Bert and Ernie will be seen as making people comfortable with two dudes getting married. Trust me on this. It's no different than Scooby-doo getting people to accept marijuana usage as no big deal.
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