Finally someone makes sense

This article is about how animal fat is not that bad for you. No Kirstin, I don't want to hear why she's wrong. I prefer to justify my bacon eating through faith alone.

"Animal fats have lots of good fatty acids that fight disease, help absorb vitamins and lower cholesterol. Your body burns the short-chained fatty acids found in animal fats and stores the long-chained ones found in polyunsaturated fat. It is a myth that eating animal fat makes you fat."

All hail the short-chained fatty acids. Go pigs!