US Weekly Season 1 Final Standings

Here they are, and I'm humbled to be the one holding the spray painted gold Barbie doll. Lucky me. Here's the final numbers:

1. The Boob Jobs (451)
2. F-ing French (410)
3. Dina Lohan's Playgroup (366)
4. CM's (345)
5. Los Chulos y Las Putas (325)
6. Fourteen Freaks and a Kid (324)
7. Ocean's Fifteen (318)
8. The Good, The Bad, and the Fugly (291)
9. Papa Razzies (259)

Here are you top 20 celebs from this season:
1. Katie Holmes (51)
2. Brad Pitt (44)
3. Heidi Montag (43)
4. Lauren Conrad (39)
5. Jessica Alba (38)
6. Tom Cruise (35)
7. Nicole Ritchie (33)
8. Katherine Heigl (32)
9. Jennifer Lopez (32)
10. Lindsay Lohan (30)
11. Spencer Pratt (30)
12. Eva Longoria (28)
13. Kate Hudson (25)
14. Hayden Panatierre (25)
15. Reese Witherspoon (24)
16. Christina Aguilera (23)
17. Halle Berry (23)
18. Jennifer Garner (23)
19. Heidi Klum (23)
20. Carrie Underwood (22)