Just in case you need to deliver a holier-than-thou verbal boooo-yah to somebody, be sure to stop by the "Biblical Curse Generator" here. These are the 3 curses I got randomly:
1. Listen, thou wolf in sheep's clothing, for you will accidentally insult Goliath!
2. Hear this, O ye breaker of the commandments, for you will be mocked by eunuchs!
3. Behold, thou shalt beget difficult teenagers, thou exceedingly foolish virgin!
Of course, this is working on the assumption that the original Biblical characters, despite being Jews living in the eastern Mediterranean and speaking Hebrew, use a form of English that hasn't been spoken since about 1611. But who am I to question the Bible?
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