Wednesday, November 26, 2008

"Perhaps you'd like to take off your shorts."

No? Then apparently you haven't read some of the worst sex writing of 2008.  Check it out here

Personal favorites:

'The blue veins are divine,' he whispered.

"...I mistook it for some sort of monument in the centre of a town. I almost started directing traffic around it." 

"like a cat lapping up a dish of cream so as not to miss a single drop."

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