Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Seriouly II

More stunning insights from the world of wack-job Christian fundamentalists:

"Since the election I've been asked a number of times to comment on the likelihood that Mr. Obama could be the anti-Christ.   Let me begin by saying that having been elected President he's Mr. Obama now, not just Obama.  As for him being the anti-Christ I've discouraged that thought because I don't believe it's time for the anti-Christ to be revealed yet. But apart from that there's no Biblical reason I can find that would absolutely disqualify him.  And based on the things we know about the anti-Christ there's a fit in several important places.  The anti-Christ will have to burst on the scene quickly and powerfully to accomplish so much in the little time he has, so maybe he'll need a head start.  If that's the case, maybe Mr. Obama is on his way to becoming the anti-Christ. Let's find out.Jack Kelly  

It takes all kinds to make the world go round. But honestly, Jack Kelly is simply a waste of valuable carbon atoms, isn't he?  If we could break him down into constituent molecules, that would be something like 100 pounds of water that could be used to keep some starving African kid alive. How is this not more valuable than this garbage? 

1 comment:

David said...

nah, you wouldn't be able to use the water as it would be impossible to separate it from the sh*t he's comprised of.