Monday, January 14, 2008

Um, You might want to try this peanut butter

..or this guy might explode. The highlight quote:

"I love peanut butter. But more importantly for the statement you are about to read here, I know peanut butter. I know peanut butter the way Da Vinci knew fluid mechanics, the way Einstein knew physics, the way Grand Master Flash knows a turntable, the way Tom Brady knows how to perfectly balance throwing touchdowns and humping supermodels. I have eaten it. I have coddled it. I inhaled. What can I say? That’s how I spread."

(Got this from Andrew Sullivan at the Atlantic - the best bearded gay beagle-owning Republican still left out there on the web)

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