Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Improve your vocabulary

A few quality entries from Urban Dictionary:

ignoranus: A person who is not only ignorant, but is also an asshole.

Designated drunk: Responsible partiers choose a Designated Driver to drive during a night of debauchery. The Designated Drunk is chosen by the Driver. The Designated Drunk assumes responsibility for all drink offers given to the Driver. The Designated Drunk will take all offers of toasts, shots, and drinking competitions in place of the Driver.

typeractive: Someone who is overly talkative on emails or text messages.

Man Stand: The act of a man standing outside a shop while his wife/girlfriend/partner shops inside. Man Standing involves looking into space, at other women, or in the case of multi story shopping centers, leaning on the railings of an upper floor watching the people below.

nillionaire: Person without any money of their own.

conswervative: A conservative politician or other public figure caught doing things that he has denounced on record. (see Larry Craig)

brodeo: A get-together or a party where the attendance is prodominantly male.

remasculate: The opposite of emasculate. To grow one's balls back after they have been shrunken by an especially effeminate activity. God, the girlfriend dragged me to go see License to Wed... it was terrible. I had to remasculate afterwards by watching Die Hard: The Bloody Retribution.

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