So Starbucks apparently has a new logo - kind of a two-tailed mermaid thing with lots of flowy hair. You probably didn't notice. Thankfully, a Christian (really?) group called "The Resistance", did. They found.....boobies. Yes, actual boobies right there on your triple-shot chai half-caf soy vente latte. Boobies that might touch your hand and incite you to think about boobies all day. Boobies, boobies, boobies. Melons, gazongas, squishy mammarian spheroids. Breasts, hooters, titties, honkers, bosoms, meatballs, bikini stuffers, cha-chas, Satan's love pillows, yams, love muffins, knockers.
Sorry, what was I saying?
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